Happy Halloween
To start the festivities off a little early, why don't you take a look at these Burzum lyrics?
"When my heart is cold and I cannot pray as I should I scourge myself with the thought of the impiety and ingratitude of my enemies...so that my heart swells with righteous indignation and vehemence: 'Holy be Thy Name, Thy Kingdom come, Thy Will be done!' And the hotter I grow the more ardent do my prayers become." -Martin Luther, "Table Talk," Number 2387 a-b
To start the festivities off a little early, why don't you take a look at these Burzum lyrics?
Sen. Miller endorses Bush's re-election campaign
Miller, in all his toolish glory.
Newspaper: VARG VIKERNES Carried Military Equipment At The Time Of His Arrest - Oct. 28, 2003
Yo Dave, are you sick? I didn't see you in English today. Speaking of which, beware of the pop test. Also, may I have a look at the discussion sheet soon?
Well, not quite. In absolute terms, we are running the largest federal budget deficit ever. As a percentage of the Gross Domestic Product, the deficit isn't the biggest, but it is still one of the largest. Since WWII, the only deficits that have been larger as a portion of the GDP were 85-86 and 91-92 deficits. Needless to say, all of these mammoth deficits were under Republican Presidents.
Nancy Reagan Should Sue CBS
"Liberals hate America, they hate flag-wavers, they hate abortion opponents, they hate all religions except Islam, post 9/11. Even Islamic terrorists don't hate America like Liberals do. They don't have the energy. If they had that much energy, they'd have indoor plumbing by now."
Seeing as how there is little difference between the unthinking, conservative cliche spewing Ann Coulter doll and the real unthinking, conservative cliche spewing Ann Coulter, I think this could be the source of some confusion.
And it reminds us that in those countries most friendly to us, the anti-American party is about the same size as the peace party here.
Each day the Republican strategy for the Presidential election becomes increasingly clear. I suspect that the GOP is going to focus on social issues in order to the divert Geoge W. Bush's serious domestic and foreign policy failures. I don't expect Bush to brag about how we went from record budget surpluses to record deficits or how he's the first president since Herbter Hoover to finish his term with fewer jobs than when he started. In 2002, the Republicans tried to use the Iraq War/the War on terror as a campaign tool, they may try it again, but they'll be more hesitant this time. Bush's $87 billion request for reconstructing Iraq is unpopular and more bad news from Iraq can be expected for some time to come. Bush's early declaration of victory makes the situation in Iraq an even greater political liability for him; it is a pretty safe bet that Bush's ridiculous carrier landing will make an appearance in countless Democratic attack ads. Having screwed up on all fronts, the Right is gearing up to refight the culture war. The talk of an anti-gay marriage amendment to the constitution, the White House's coddling of General Boykin (who called Islam idolatry and said the war on terrorism was a religious war) and the passage of the partial birth abortion ban ares signs of a new focus on social issues. It is also likely that the Supreme Court's peldge of allegiance ruling (especially if the Supreme Court uphold's the 9th circuit court's decision) and its decision legalizing sodomy are going to be used as campaign fodder by the Republicans.
The Weekly Standard is still claiming that Iraq supported Al Qeada. They even say that Saddam was Bin Laden's best friend! The Standard would carry Bush's war to hell and back if he asked them to.
Taiwan has ability to construct subs, consultants report
Dems Push Mental Health Bill As Tribute To Wellstone
Lieberman Would Tap McCain if Elected
National suicide: a march for illegal aliens in Riverside, Calif.
That picture and caption are straight off of Newmax.com. While there is nothing overtly bigoted about them, it is still suspicious. "National Suicide" sounds a lot like "racial suicide", the phrase used by bigots during the early 20th century who were concerned with being submerged by rising non-white populations. Also, we should consider why immigration is "national suicide". The United States has one of the most dynamic economies in the world with a proven track record of providing jobs for new arrivals. America was able to absorb successive waves of immigrants who spoke different languages and had different cultures in the past; so, what's the difference between the poor European immigrants of yesteryear and immigration from the third world today? The most obvious difference is race and though newsmax doesn't mentions it in its articles, that seems to be the implicit subtext of everything on that site written about immigration.
Sweet merciful Oliver North! Those America hating Democrats are out to destroy this country. It appears that Comrade Clinton's pentagon is giving Boeing a sattelite contract even though it is officially on the Defense Department's shit list because of its problems with industrial espionage. Why don't these people get it? They are undermining the national security of America! If China takes over the planet, it will be all their fault and this major misstep will be directly responsible for the death of freedom world-wide. Are they retarded or just disloyal traitors trying to advance international communism?
The New Republic Primary has pointed out that Wesley Clark responded to charges that he was aloof and arrogant by remarking:
I am hard pressed to find anything more pathetic than flash mobs and the people that go to them. In the press I keep reading that flash mobs are the latest craze, but I don't know a single person that goes to them (and I know a lot of fairly strange people). What on earth would make someone want to consort with strangers over the internet and plans some ridiculous group activity? Can't they think of a slightly better to do than eat marshmellows in the mall (while jumping up and down) with a hundred other losers? The whole thing is a desperate cry for attention, excuse me, a desperate collective cry for attention (which makes it so much worse). In the past a lot of things have been called signs of social decay or warnings of the imminent collapse of western civilization, but I think flash mobs alone are worthy of that title. The only fads that rival the bizzare techno-lameness of flash mobs are friendster and blogging...
Senator Zell Miller has attacked his own party again, claiming (wrongfully) that the Democrats have moved too far to the left, neglected the South and that its candidates have little chance of beating George W. Bush. In the past, I chalked up a lot of Miller's fratracide to the fact that as a Senator from Georgia, sometimes he to distance himself from the Democrats' more liberal aspects. Now that Miller is retiring, there can't be a political motivation for his complaints unless it is to help the Republicans win.
This blog is beginning to attract a larger and more mainstream audience. I remember way back when I created this website I never intended to put my blood, sweat and tears into it for the enjoyment of some lame middle class pro-establishment squares. The blog use to be so much cooler when it was underground, independent, hardcore and alternative, but now its just getting aborbed by the all-consuming corporate culture. Soon the very concept of the subversive weblog will be co-opted by McDonalds. I swear, this is like Green Day (which I only listened to on LP's, the free thinker's preferred recorded media) all over again.
Not only does the President rarely read the newspapers and admits to relying on advisors to inform him about important current events, it appears he is also protected from the trauma of having to witness people protest him and his policies. Bush is the first President under which the secret service has restricted protestors (pro-Bush spectators are not quarantined to "free-speech zones" that are sometimes several miles from the President. I don't blame the secret service, though, those prostestors are dangerous and an assassin would never think of pretending to be a Bush supporter. Not in a million years.
Bush Cites Philippines as Model in Rebuilding Iraq
South Korea Mum on Sending Troops to Iraq
The growing nerd war between the B of P and Natey B has expanded to include "Uzi Does It" and "Catherine". See the growing intensity of the conflict in the comments section of Nathan's latest post.
Limbaugh is a Martyr
Modern day Martin Luther King and radio personality Rush Limbaugh is being crucified by the PC Gestapo, the Liberal Media and the Civil Rights establishment. What a sad day when so called defenders of civil liberties turn on the best friend of the first amendment. Truly, freedom has had no greater friend than our christ-like friend, El Rusho.
Godless China To Invade the Heavens!
The awful atheist communist of China are about the befoul God's home with their infernal space program. Cleary, it is time the United States sink hundreds of billions of dollars into an unnecessary and unworkable missile defense scheme as soon as possible. Not only will the militarization prevent further Red aggression in space, but it would also play a vital role in the war on terror. If another 9-11 were to happen, national missile defense would be able to...well, that's not important. The important thing is that the Saddamite Democrats in congress be crushed, the pockets of defense contractors runneth over and our favored place at the right hand of the father be protected.
Ted Kennedy is a Crazy Cocaine Addict
Many know far left Mass. Senator, Ted Kennedy for his pro-saddam views, but few know about the total depravity of his personal life. A former employee of Kennedy, who was fired for "insanity" and "gross incompetence" has accused Kennedy of snorting the illegal drug cocaine several times a day. According to this angry former employee (who has no vendetta against his former "dick of a boss"), Kennedy gets his coke from an international ring of drug dealing abortionist pedophiles who commit senseless murder on the side.
Today in the library I observed a fellow student reading NewsMax. When I asked him why he read it over more reputable news sources, he replied that they were not conservative enough. I then suggested that perhaps he should look to fox news for hard hitting, fiercely independent and 100% objective coverage that wouldn't challenge any of his prejudices. This student declined, saying that Fox News wasn't conservative. Well, it maybe a suprise to this student, but NEWSMAX ISN'T NEWS! It is a bunch of conservative hacks supported by ads for viagra supplements and pyramid schemes who churn out right wing propaganda for your enjoyment. Newsmax is as about as professional as this weblog, actually in many ways its worse, because it lacks such luminaries as Thomas Taxter and North Outlandishamn. Just as you wouldn't trust us as a source of real news, you shouldn't trust some no name site that tries to sell you secret medical research that proves cigarrette smoking is good for you or that the medical mainstream is controlled by Hillary Clinton. Also, if a media outlet retells such hackneyed crypto-racist garbage as the imminent threat posed to America by an emerging non-white majority, it should under no circumstances be your main source of news and in fact you should probably not read it at all. If however, you use an organization like NewsMax as your window on the world, I think you automatically surender all your rights as a citizen and human and should have your brain pickled for the benefit of medical students, because clearly you were not using it anyway.
Lieberman Proposes Tax Hike for Wealthy
I rarely agree with Howard Dean over John Edwards, but today is one of those days. Edwards has said he will vote no on the $87 billion bill to fund the occupation and reconstruction of Iraq, while Dean proposed paying for the measure by repleaing parts of the Bush income tax cut. I think Edwards' move is bad on two counts, in the first place it makes it look like he is wavering in his support for the war (he voted for the use of force resoluton), so he can be tarred as a waffler and be attacked for not SUPPORTING THE TROOPS. Dean's posistion on the other hand is pretty clever, becuase he can make the charge that the administration is more concerned with tax cuts for the wealthy than national security.
Towards the end of his lengthy rant about the the undeserved success of Quentin Tarantino, Greg Easterbook wrote something that was more than a little bizzare:
Texas Senate Approves Redistricting Plan
Bush Promises Tighter Embargo of Cuba
Stepehn F. Hayes at the Weekly Standards is still pushing the Iraq-9-11 connection. In his latest column, he maintains that Dick Cheney was completely right when he went on "Meet the Press" and said that "We don't know" about Saddam and 9-11. While in of itself, the statement "We don't know" is truthful, it is cleary part of the Administration's constant and baseless innuedo about a connection between Iraq and the September 11th attacks exists. Cheney's choice of words was misleading, because it implies that there is a reasonable chance that Saddam was involved, when in fact there is no evidence to support such a claim. So in that sense, Cheney was wrong, especially in light of the White House's previous efforts to imply (though never explicitly stating) that Iraq was behind 9-11.
Political Aims speculates that Edwards' low poll numbers are due to people confusing with the television pyschic John Edward. I'm actually inclined to believe this theory. Edwards hasn't been in the senate very long and has had very little national exposure, he's not a not household name by any strech of the imagination, so it is entirely possible that people are hesitant to back him because they think he's some clownish montebank (15 Pomposity Points!). As a matter of fact, one of my friends once remarked "John Edward, you mean the biggest douche in the universe?", alluding (12.5!) to a South Park episode that savaged the TV telepathist. Political Aims recommends that Edwards change his name to "Bill Clinton" to solve the problem, personally, I think it would be best if Edwards just got himself a lot of media attention by doing something bold/stupid. Perhaps it is time he challenge Dean to a fist fight.
Recently anti-tax activitst Grover Norquist compared supporters of progressive taxation (which I estimate to be 2/3 to 3/4 of the country) to Nazis:
Washington Times chose its assistant National Editor, and avowed Southern Secessionist Robert Stacy McCain, to review a book about Martin Luther King Jr.
Orrin Hatch has propsed amending the constitution so that naturalized citizens can run for President. While in principle I support a more open immigration policy and removing unfair barriers to office, I'm not exactly comfortable with Hatch's idea. In the first place, it is purely political, a direct byproduct of Arnold's victory in the recall race and is probably meant to give him a chance to run for President in 2008. When you think about it, any provision that prevents both Schwarzenegger and the prince of darkness...er... Henry Kissinger from becoming President looks pretty good. Those are only the achievements of that highly prejudiced constitutional requirement in the last 30 years. Who knows what misery the Republic has been spared (and maybe spared in future) thanks to our founding fathers who wisely decided that immigrants could never be real Americans. Ever.
From the first day I allowed you to express your views on the blog, first with addition of comments and then when I made you a member of the blogging team you have done nothing but vent your spleen on the very platform that allows you to do so in the first place. Your posts complaining about men in hawian shirts were amusing, but your growing hostility must be brought under control. I'm worried about your immortal soul, North. An angry heart plants the devil's seed, or something like that. You really ought to think about your afterlife more. Do you really want to be thrown into a lake of fire with a bunch of sodomites and unwed mothers? I didn't think so. Please mend your ways now and avoid this terrible fate. Submit to our loving heavenly father and cease biting the blog that feeds you. I'll keep you in my prayers.
"I'm not one of those girls that obsesses over shoes, but when I saw her shoes the world just stopped for me."
You might think I'm joking, but Tom is seriously a huge tool. If you don't know this annoying bastard, consider yourself very lucky. His existence is one of the greatest misfortunes of my life.
Graham Ends Democratic Presidential Bid
Some regular readers (such as the members of this blogging team and that recurring visitor from Thailand) may have noticed that there are significantly more pictures on the blog than there have been in the past. This sudden jump in pictures can be very easily explained. Emotionally, every member of the Board of Pomposity has the emotional development of a small child and so we become very excited when we come across a new toy. Today's toy is using graphics on the blog, but let me assure you, we will soon grow board of it and like a Christmas puppy in Febuary, the pictures will eventually disappear.
According to the AP:
Nader undecided on presidential bid
I'm not done with the Aryan Menace yet, far from it as a matter of fact. I will continue to attack this big bastard untill the very end, because a tool like this should not hold an elected office of any kind.
The CDC study was much less conclusive than it might sound at first. The task force found that there was "insufficient evidence to determine effectiveness." So basically, the report proved nothing at all.
Libertarian group chooses New Hampshire as 'free state'