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GOP Mailing Warns Liberals Will Ban Bibles
Campaign mail with a return address of the Republican National Committee (news - web sites) warns West Virginia voters that the Bible will be prohibited and men will marry men if liberals win in November.

Republican National Committee Chairman Ed Gillespie said Friday that he wasn't aware of the mailing, but said it could be the work of the RNC. "It wouldn't surprise me if we were mailing voters on the issue of same-sex marriage," Gillespie said.

Thankfully the RNC has yet to inform the unsuspecting citizens of West Virginia of the Democratic Party's secret plan to take away their guns, make the US a UN protectorate and force all Americans over the age of 5 into work camps run by mean-spirited "peacekeepers" from the third world where they will be forced to manufacture crystal meth and package shipments of hardcore pornography under the most dangerous circumstances possible.