Beware of the White Ninja

German 'Samurai' on the Loose in Woods Near Berlin
A camouflage-clad German man wielding a samurai sword attacked at least seven hikers in forests west of Berlin, performing sword tricks before ordering them to leave the woods, police said Friday.

The Berlin Metro Police Department has found it difficult to apprehend the stealthy samurai due to his camouflage outfit and are about confronting a man with a masterly command of the art of swordplay.

Correction: In the post above I wrote that Police feared the ninja's swordplay, that spelling is incorrect. The correct spelling is shwordplay. I regret the terror.