Get Out Of My Grill

There's also the matter of his own personal Moriarty, one Al Franken, whose "Lies (And the Lying Liars Who Tell Them)" is No. 3 on The Times' nonfiction bestseller list ("Who's Looking Out for You?" is in fourth place.) "I can't allow some of the stuff to go unchallenged . It's not in me to do that. In Levittown, when I was a kid and you were walking down the street and someone said, 'Hey, O'Reilly, you -- liar,' you punched him. It was like, WHAM!" - he smashes his fist into his hand - "I can't imagine someone calling my father a liar to his face. He would have killed him."

Yeah....O'reilly is one tough bastard. I know exactly what he's talking about too, growing up in the suburban school of hard knocks and all. In fact, Bill O'Reilly and I are almost twins. He grew up in a lame, whitebread 'burb (Levittown) where and so did I (Westchester), his father was an accountant (but a really bad ass one, who would totally beat someone savagely for dissing him) and mine is a bonds trader. Yes, indeed. So let me holl at at my boy Bill O, another tough as nails man forged in the blast furnace of the middle class ghetto.