Wednesday, September 29, 2004


The House has no shame:
The national bird, the bald eagle, will have a national tree, the oak, to alight on if legislation passed Tuesday by the House makes its way through Congress and is signed by the president.

The Oak Tree? How dare they! The Oak tree might be the worst tree in the world to pick. These losers can hardly defende themselves against fungi, walking stick bugs and caterpillars. Additionally they don't have the stones to keep their leaves on all year, instead they make a mess of the place each and every autum. Some of the older Oaks also drop acorns in the fall, which are small and ugly. The noble pine tree is way better. It stays nice and green even in winter and produces pine cones, pine cones that can be turned into bird feeders.


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