The End Is Near

Currently the rapture index for March is 144. While not the highest rating on record, it is near the indexes peak of 182 reached in September 2001 and well above the record low of 57 that was hit in December of 1993. The rapture index, which monitors key indicators such as Antichrist activity, crime, liberalism and satanism was developed by Rapture Ready, a group which aims to prepare people for the apocalypse.