They Like Him, They Really Like Him

Kerry beats Bush on 'likeability' in new survey
Democratic presidential candidate John Kerry and President George W. Bush are neck-and-neck in their race for the White House, but Kerry is seen as a bit more likeable according to a new poll out just ahead of the second presidential debate.
Who would have thought people wouldn't find an irresponsible frat boy turned preachy, teetotalling dry drunk likeable? He sounds like the kind of guy you'd want to have a bee-a refreshing diet Spite with.