A Neat Idea

It appears that the National Review is having a cruise. I know a lot of magazines do this and I just thinking about the potential for some serious fun at other people's expense. I mean, you would be on a boat filled with VIPs and since they are a boat after all, its not like they can get away from you. It provided as an excellent opportunity to be a true jackass to some captive victims. Imagine sneezing in William F. Buckley's salad, cheating Bill Bennett out of a couple of grand in a card game or "pretending" to spill your drink on Richard Lowry. Ah, the possibilities are endless. You could make the cruise into a regular demon war hell-ride for your unfortunate fellow travelers.