The Idiotic Pundit

From her sunday column, the "The Argyle General":

WASHINGTON--Can we trust a man who muffs his mufti?

Trying to soften his military image and lure more female voters in New Hampshire, Gen. Wesley Clark switched from navy suits to argyle sweaters. It's an odd strategy. The best way to beat a doctor is not to look like a pharmacist.

General Clark's new pal Madonna, who knows something about pointy fashion statements, should have told him that those are not the kind of diamonds that make girls swoon.

Someone needs to take Ms. Dowd aside and explain to her that she isn't in highschool anymore and isn't Kate Riley. Also, she needs to get fired, just like Safire and Brooks.