I am sure the infamous Tech-9 Is Delighted

Federal Ban on Assault Weapons Expires


"The expiration Monday of a 10-year federal ban on assault weapons means firearms like AK-47s, Uzis and TEC-9s can now be legally bought — a development that has critics upset and gun owners pleased."

But it gets better! Not only can you buy an assault weapon, but you can get cool accessories for it, too:

"Now, some gun manufacturers are planning to give away high-capacity magazines as bonuses for buying their weapons. Sales of formerly banned gun accessories, such as flash suppressors and folding stocks, are also expected to take off."