Spoiling for a Soiling

Greens Want Candidate in 2004

Many said they believe there is still little difference between the major parties -- one activist tagging them "Republicrats and Demopublicans."

The Green Activist, known to friends as Wheatgrass Moonbeam, went on to say that "Pepsi and Bleach are almost identical as well, they are both liquids, you know." shortly before dropping to the floor and going into violent convulsions.