Wednesday, November 03, 2004

Typical Bush Supporter

Durpy derp, buhhh, Im a retard, and I vote, cause MTV said that if I didnt vote, p diddy would kill me. I voted for bush cuz hes got moral clarity buh. Plus, there was a cool looking picture of an eagle next to his name on the ballot! I wish I was an Eagle, so I could fly around and fight terrorists and heathens.

2 Comments:

At 10:23 PM , Anonymous Anonymous said...

Welcome back Big Dave.
-BP

 
At 10:39 PM , Blogger Pat said...

Kerry failed! (1)Kerry failed because he was a hypocrite. Sneeringly said, "Bush wore his heart on his sleeve." Kerry in the last 4 weeks mentioned God as never before. He attended black churches every weekend - sometimes two in a day. Note phony tan, new $1,000 hairdo, camoflage utilities, carrying shotgun, and he suddenly learned to plaster a smile. When asked if got a duck(?) He said, "We got six". Again: Did YOU get one. "We got six." Don't want to offend PETA but NRA note my gun. (2)He was a liar. Only one of numerous examples: "I will Never forget; it was SEARED in my memory. I was going up the Cambodia River on Christmas Eve." Impossible there were concrete piers at the mouth and boats guarding it. Later, "Oh, uh, he was on a secret mission." His Commanding officer said. "Not true." He wrote his own reports for his 4 Purple Hearts, as evidently is allowed. "Reporting for duty" -my a-- (3)He voted against the 87 billion for troops needs. (4)He is an extreme liberal.

 

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